What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:31

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What was your best revenge story?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
No way
What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do some children hate their parents?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Then came..
So they tried
Still no good
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...