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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is spinach easy to grow?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What was your best revenge story?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

No way

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

A Korean Stuido made Stellar Blade and Japanese stuido is remastering Lollipop Chainsaw. So why are western developers so aginst to cenvtunal female beauty?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do some children hate their parents?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Then came..

So they tried

Still no good

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?